here are my picks i will go 32 of 32
Davidson +7
TTech +3
L'Ville -6
Wazzu - 7
Butler - 2
Gtwon - 16.5
Penn + 13.5
Vandy - 3.5 (lock of the day)
Duke - 6
Ucla - 20
WSU + 10
EKU +27.5
IU - 1.5
XU - 2
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
College is Derp
Derp can be alot of things. Here is a short list of derp stuff in college.
Derp
-A guy wearing aviators to class in midwinter. (anytime actually)
-Group of guys conversing loudly of how "fucked up" they were last night. ---We get it, it is college, you drink. Hillarious. Shutup.
-Striped club shirts
-Abercrombie
-Carrying your books in those laptop bags.
-Suchin Pak
-Uggs/Northface "Oh my god girl, I love your UGGS. We all dress exactly alike, we are so derp." ---These are not always derp, but alot of people just take it way too far. Actually UGGS are always derp.
-Waiters (servers for the PC) who pretend to be your friend.
-Guys who brag about skipping class. "Dude I haven't been to class in like 3 days, I don't even give a fuck." ---You are hard man.
-Red Bull and Vodka
-Jagermesiter
-Cliche' girl quotes are very very derp.
"Live, Laugh, Love" --- Self explainatory derp.
"Here's to the nights that become mornings and the friends who become family."
--Wow, you girls must stay up so late! And no, you are not family. You talk ish about everyone of your girlfriends when they are not around, and you'll be distant friends with about 4 of them post-college.
"Spend money you don't have, stay up til sunrise, da derp da derp derp"
---I don't even know how that Tom Petty quote goes, but it is horrible. WHOA, you are skipping cass??? Not even for a good reason, only to go out on a Tuesday??? No way! You probably do that once a week.
"You are only as strong as the shots you take and the tables you dance on"
---Admittedly misquoted, but everyone knows how dumb that quote is. It is miserable. When you take 4 shots of SoCo and Lime (with some frat roofie in them) you are going to be pretty crunk. Even crunk enough to dance on tables (how barbaric!)
More derp...
-Rich college kid who thinks he is really hard because his dad bought him a 2 door luxury, imported coupe.
-Spring Break countdowns
-Claiming to be "still drunk" in the morning (both false and derp)
Ok, there are a few. More to come.
Derp
-A guy wearing aviators to class in midwinter. (anytime actually)
-Group of guys conversing loudly of how "fucked up" they were last night. ---We get it, it is college, you drink. Hillarious. Shutup.
-Striped club shirts
-Abercrombie
-Carrying your books in those laptop bags.
-Suchin Pak
-Uggs/Northface "Oh my god girl, I love your UGGS. We all dress exactly alike, we are so derp." ---These are not always derp, but alot of people just take it way too far. Actually UGGS are always derp.
-Waiters (servers for the PC) who pretend to be your friend.
-Guys who brag about skipping class. "Dude I haven't been to class in like 3 days, I don't even give a fuck." ---You are hard man.
-Red Bull and Vodka
-Jagermesiter
-Cliche' girl quotes are very very derp.
"Live, Laugh, Love" --- Self explainatory derp.
"Here's to the nights that become mornings and the friends who become family."
--Wow, you girls must stay up so late! And no, you are not family. You talk ish about everyone of your girlfriends when they are not around, and you'll be distant friends with about 4 of them post-college.
"Spend money you don't have, stay up til sunrise, da derp da derp derp"
---I don't even know how that Tom Petty quote goes, but it is horrible. WHOA, you are skipping cass??? Not even for a good reason, only to go out on a Tuesday??? No way! You probably do that once a week.
"You are only as strong as the shots you take and the tables you dance on"
---Admittedly misquoted, but everyone knows how dumb that quote is. It is miserable. When you take 4 shots of SoCo and Lime (with some frat roofie in them) you are going to be pretty crunk. Even crunk enough to dance on tables (how barbaric!)
More derp...
-Rich college kid who thinks he is really hard because his dad bought him a 2 door luxury, imported coupe.
-Spring Break countdowns
-Claiming to be "still drunk" in the morning (both false and derp)
Ok, there are a few. More to come.
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